randomness

Jumanji is a wizard board game that falls into the hands of unsuspecting muggle children.

mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

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I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

I just gave my stuffed lion to my boys last night. I didn’t want to let him go. He is ratty and floppy and all worn out. He is magnificent and as fiercesome a friend as any kid could ever hope for. I am gonna go cry now. Be back later.

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

Um…wow.

jackhoward:

gracehelbig:

onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

tgif mudda fuckas 

omg

roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

geekymerch:

This weekend we’ve got a cool Firefly t-shirt to give away thanks to Aplentee!

One lucky winner will receive:

  • A ’Shinytshirt in their choice of gender and size, lovingly donated by Aplentee.

Rules:

  • Follow our blog, Geeky Merch, and the Aplentee blog.
  • Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. Reblog as many times as you like, but try not to spam your followers too much.
  • No giveaway-only blogs. People who use these tend to spam-reblog, and that’s unfair to everyone else. We will be checking!
  • We’ll ship worldwide - everyone is eligible to win!

The giveaway will end at 1pm GMT on 16th September, so you haven’t got long!

If you don’t want to miss out, you should head on over to Aplentee and pick up a shirt for the ridiculously low price of £11/€13/$15! You can even get $1/£1/€1 off by using the discount code GMERCH99 during checkout! You guys are so spoiled.

Good luck! If you’re interested in contributing to our next giveaway, click here.

Love, Geeky Merch.

(Ps. all of our giveaways are completely legit. Click here if you don’t believe us.)

sparklypirates:

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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I don’t know why, but I found that joke really-really funny 

:D

aplentee:

It’s about time for another Aplentee giveaway…so…

This week you have 2 chances of winning one of these Shiny t-shirts by entering here on tumblr and over on Facebook.

To enter on tumblr all you have to do is:

Follow our Aplentee tumblr blog and reblog this post.

Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. 

You can reblog more than once, but please be sensible and don’t spam!

If you want ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN then we also have a competition running on Facebook this week. Check out the details here.

No restriction on where you live - we will happily ship anywhere in the world.

These giveaways both end at 6pm GMT on Monday September 15th, at which point we will randomly draw the winners.

Can’t wait and just have to have this t-shirt? You can get it now for just £11/€13/$15 over at Aplentee.com with free worldwide shipping if you buy any 3 t-shirts from us. We have also reduced the price of 3 of our previous Firefly inspired tees - see them all here.

If you want even more chances to win our tees, we give away ONE FREE TEE EVERY WEEK to a lucky newsletter subscriber. Subscribe here.

Good luck!

Shiny!

Spied some squirrels on the bird feeder. Scared them off but am now worried that one of them has tampered with my brakes.